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Oppa Johngnam Style! It’s John’s Surprise 40th Birthday.
For the cowboy known to all as Telemachus, birthdays offer time to reflect on the path of one’s own life. And while ol’ Telemachus is a country boy at heart, much like Chris Gaines, he is ultimately a slave to pop culture. The cowboy is the hero in his own story, though his pursuit of self-identity often leads to temptations of dark magic, sinister executions, and iniquitous gyrations like “Gangnam Style.” Luckily the possession/obsession was met with both a purge and celebration at the 40th birthday of one, John Baize. Never again will John see his 30s and never again will Telemachus pretend to ride a horse that isn’t actually there.