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It’s the Natural Gardener Holiday Party. Everything at this party was incredibly Natural: Jean-Pierre’s accent was natural, the way that lampshades were worn as hats, the Turduckin, and all the way down to the pine tree air freshener. Not a single bit of duplicity was present, because if there is one thing that Natural Gardener’s […]

As Jean-Pierre was nearing the end of his 8th year of life, he did not become a 9 year old, he skipped right ahead to the 30 year old man he is today. This in many ways explains his sense of humor and his questionable hygiene,  but it also explains why a sweet 16 birthday […]

Oppa Johngnam Style! It’s John’s Surprise 40th Birthday. For the cowboy known to all as Telemachus, birthdays offer time to reflect on the path of one’s own life. And while ol’ Telemachus is a country boy at heart, much like Chris Gaines, he is ultimately a slave to pop culture. The cowboy is the hero […]

The Austin Fan Fest is a Downtown Grand Prix Celebration that includes: -THE QUICK DRAW PHOTO BOOTH -11 Street Blocks of FREE activities -Racing exhibits, simulators and showcars -5 different live music stages -Interactive Sponsor Village -After Party Hot Spots -A Spa with Soothing Aromatics -The World’s Largest Dog Park -Baby Changing Stations -Nascar Impersonators […]

The link that lead you here is a misspelling of “skeleton” because that word looks like an almost-mash-up of Lauren and Zach’s last names. The point behind all of that was meant to be kind of a joke. Something that might be silly or amusing. Chances are, if you are reading this, you were a […]

This is the photo album for Peter Hart and Cassady Millington. It is a very good album. Or at least, a rather nice album.* To look upon it brings comfort, a smile, satisfaction. You will very likely “like” this album. You can do it on Facebook, but you can also do it here. Quietly. To […]

These two fine specimens of “happily ever after” got married so good, they made other weddings look like a mere handshake between strangers. A whole posse of Quick Drawers™ came out to the Vintage Villas for this hootenanny: Jean-Pierre, Telemachus, and featuring the debut of Jimmy T. Shirts. View the beauty that unfolded throughout the reception […]

Telemachus and Flower were out at the ol’ Diftwood Winery the other night hootin’ and a-hollerin’ at all these pretty princes and princesses. Everyone got themselves prettied up real nice for the wedding of Bryan and Jerrie and boy howdy was it a good time. The groom’s cake was a giant beer stein and oh how the […]